A South Carolina pastor said to his congregation,
“Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor
that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to
accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to
stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet .
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous beauty with a
body that would stop a runaway train rose from the
third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a
terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a
member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple
of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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