A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk
"Where do you keep the curtains for computers?"
The clerk answers with a puzzled face
"Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers."
The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as
she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and
went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed
it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she
came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and
again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily,
back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came
out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,
"Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
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