Lone Ranger Democrat Style . . .

 The  Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. 

After  they  got their tent  all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some  hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 

'Kemo Sabe,  look  towards sky,  what you see? '

'The  Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The  Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 

'Astronomically  speaking, it tells me there are  millions 

of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 

Astrologically,  it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. 

Time wise, it appears  to be  approximately a quarter 

past three in the morning.  Theologically, the Lord  is  

all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. 

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful 

day  tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You  dumber than buffalo shit. 

It means someone stole the  tent.'

Thanks David !