The Definition of DUI

Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck.

The driver hit and sheared off the light post, and then kept 

driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more 

beer! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that 

you are carrying a stop light? (I wonder if the light was green?)
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard, 

with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and 

the bumper bent around it.
 

It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.

Now that's what you call drunk driving!
"Life's tough....
It's even tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne