I Love Blondes ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland.  

They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign

 that said Disneyland LEFT.  They started crying and 

turned around and went home. 

FLORIDA OR MOON 

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a

 bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 

'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'

  The other blonde turns and says 

'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

CAR TROUBLE 

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. 

She tells the mechanic it died.  After he works 

on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  

She says, 'What's the story?'  He replies, 'Just crap 

in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET 

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her 

very nicely if he could see her license.  

She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would 

get your act together. 

Just yesterday you take away my license and then

 today you expect me to show it to you!'

 RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river 

and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 

'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'

 The second blonde looks up the river then down the 

river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' 

If all went well ... I'm traveling home today.


UPDATE: Preposting is great until something like this happens.
                   I traveled home yesterday and here I am.