I Still Love Blondes OR Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office 

and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 

'Impossible!' says the doctor... 'Show me.'  The redhead 

took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, 

then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She 

pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her 

ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her 

scream.  The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, 

are you?  'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'  

'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

KNITTING 
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on

the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to 

see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing 

that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, 

the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'  'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 

'IT'S A SCARF!'

 BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. 

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'  

The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'  

The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'  

The Russian and the American looked at each other and 

shook their heads.. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! 

You'll burn up!' said the Russian.  To which the Blonde replied, 

'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... 

It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed 

on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a

vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' 

She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired 

two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. 

The blonde responded by saying that one was named 

Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 

'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'  

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 

'They're watch dogs'!