Walking Eagle

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York ..

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

*HUMPDAY BONUS . . . 

Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, 

I have noticed a large number of people implying with 

bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to 

state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. 

Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane 

zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a damn genius".

Thanks Dan & (H/T) Randy's Roundtable