Let's Try A Three-fer Thursday

This came from a marine on his way home from Afghanistan. 

I hope you remember Dr. Seuss's book Sam I am.

I do not like this Uncle Sam...I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie, and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals...I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this manic man...I do not like his "YES, WE CAN."

I do not like this spending spree...I'm smart, I know that Nothing's Free.

I do not like their smug replies when I complain about their lies.
 

I do not like THIS kind of hope. I do not like it...nope, nope, nope!

 

 

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On Hwy 101 So. Cal

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(And My Favorite)

 

Question: How do you starve an Obama supporter?

Answer: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

 

Thank You Dan and Allison (H/T)