Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde from California)
confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip
to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. And she wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a
Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a
Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over that
wood, it's ooooh so good! The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo - Talk about athletes!
Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses
at a full gallop, then jump off their horses
and grab the bull by the horns and throw em to the
and grab the bull by the horns and throw em to the
ground - It's just incredible!'
Then came the big question, 'Well tell us....did you have
Then came the big question, 'Well tell us....did you have
sex with a real cowboy?!?' 'Are you kidding? When I saw
the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets,
no way in hell was I gonna have sex with a
freakin cowboy from Texas!"
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