Watch Your Mailbox!!!

Just wanted to let you know, today I received my 

2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, 

cornbread mix, 

a prayer rug, 

a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 

2 discount coupons to KFC, 

an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, 

and a "Blame it on Bush"poster for the front yard. 

The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours, coming soon.

Thanks Allison !