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Saturday, July 7, 2012

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, 
the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her 
pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


 There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.


One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the 
mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the 
world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to 
the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in 
the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up 
to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

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