A cannibal was walking through the jungle

. . . . . and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat 

down and looked over the menu....

 Tourist:                                $8.00
Broiled Missionary:                  $10.00
Fried Explorer:                            $12.50

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:  $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."