Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day 

roaming around in Mexico .

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious 

looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it 

look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! 

Those are called "Cojones de Toro",.... bull testicles from the

 bull fight this morning. A mucho grande delicacy!'

 The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one 

serving per day because there is only one bull fight each 

morning. If you come early and place your order, we will 

be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, 

and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy 

of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called 

to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, 

much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 

'Si, Senor.......Sometimes, the bull wins'.

Thanks David!