Letter from the Boss:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the 

fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and 

government fees will increase in a BIG way.  To compensate for 

these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the 

dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our 

employees instead.  This has really been bothering me, since I 

believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who 

would have to go.
 

So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper 

stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will 

be the ones to let go.  I can't think of a more fair way to approach 

this problem.  They voted for change, I gave it to them.
 

I will see the rest of you at the Annual Company Picnic.

Happy Tax Day!