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Thursday, December 15, 2011

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Can You Spot Him?

THE TRICK IS TO FIND THE MAN IN THE 
COFFEE BEANS:
 
This is bizarre - after you find the guy - it's so obvious. 
Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, 
"Why didn't I see him immediately?"

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the 
coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is
better developed than most people. If you find the man 
between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain 
is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute 
and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning
slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not 
found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for 
more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain 
stronger! And yes, the man is really there!
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A simple message about life  I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, 
minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.
A carload of young, loud Muslim extremists, 
shouting anti-American slogans, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, 
hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 
18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly 
over their car, crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, 
"Man, that could have been me!"
So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.
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Bill Clinton
announces his support
of
Michele Bachmann
for president
We are about fun here ....  BUT
I would like to, however, apologize to
my favorite candidate Michele Bachmann
for the back hand I just gave her.

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