Johnny Askes ....

THE WEDDING NIGHT

Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they went back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
 

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, 

gets up and has his breakfast.
 

As he is going out of the door to go to school, 

he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No."
 

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think ?"

His Mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think , 

Just go to school ! "
 

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his Mom, 

 "Are Fred and Mary up yet ?" She replies, "No.."
 

Johnny says, "Do you know what I think ?"

His Mom resplies, "Never mind what you think , 

Eat your lunch and go back to school ! "
 

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet ?"

His Mom says, "No.."

Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think ?"

His Mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think ?"


He says, "Last night Fred came to my room 

for the Vaseline and I think ,,,,

I gave him my airplane glue !! "

Side note: Now that I had everything transferred  over

to the new computer from the old, there's a ton of

clean up to do. Like getting rid of all the old crap

that won't work with the new operating system. 

So, I'll be around, but not as quickly as I hoped.