There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer
on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he
kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence
with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10
to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not
answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time
he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer
figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and
the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly
accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance
The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance
between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The
blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with
3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent
The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent
several hours, looking up everything he could on his
laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone
calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry
and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without
saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point
and asked, "Well, what is answer?"
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face
and handed him a $5 bill.
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