Depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to 

the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, 

mount your asses and camels, and I will lead 

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) 

Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your 

asses, and light up a Camel, 

this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed 

your asses, raised the price of Camels, and 

mortgaged the Promised Land!  
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about 

health care plans, the economy, the wars, 

lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement 

funds, etc. I called a suicide hotline.  
 
I had to press 1 for English. I was connected 

to a call center in Pakistan.  
 
I told them I was suicidal.  
 
They got excited and asked if 

I could drive a truck...
Folks, we're screwed...