COFFEE and TESTICLES

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"  

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
 

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points 

toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled 

in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I 

lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've 

got enough points for me to hire  you right now. Our 

normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start 

tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 

10:00 am every day."
 

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 

8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here 

until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the 

first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and 

scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

Thanks David!