The Van . . . . and Two More / Three-fer Thursday

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one

useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or

more is a congress. - - - John Adams

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How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys"?
I WOULD SAY WHEN YOUR DOG HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE!

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The Daughter . . . . 

My daughter just walked into the living room and said:

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately,

rent my room out,

throw all my clothes out of the window,

take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.

Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house." Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will.

Well, she didn't put it quite like that.. she actually said...
 

 

 

"Dad I have decided to work for Obama’s reelection campaign."

 

Author Unknown, but a great man!