A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on
the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young
and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
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JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD
THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER.....
JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD
THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER.....
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