Went Through A "Stopsign" On The Way To WalMart? 2

Oh dear God! Please someone go explain to her what “cougar hunting” is. I think she is taking it way too literally.

Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows,

and even red balloons!!!! Unfortunately these “Lucky Charms” aren’t magically delicious.

 Nothing runs like a Deere? You should have seen me haul ass when I saw her.

 Why wouldn’t you wanna show off that grade-A caboose

after all that toning you’ve put in with those ankle weights?

I didn’t know I could buy a table dance at Walmart too! They really do have everything now.

Our friend "Stopsign" was kind enough to send me these. Hat/Tip: STOPSIGN